One last post before I go out

A few things on my mind right now...First thing is First....My dear friend, Anna Kiener decided to bring a few things to my attention tonight and they really got under my skin. First, she thinks that a certain piece of information on my facebook will get read by the wrong person and I and/or someone else is going to get in trouble with the law...I mean seriously? CAN SHE BE SERIOUS? I mean I know how dumb democrats can be with this whole Patriot Act thing, but in her mind she probably has this idea that The Secretary of Defense is checking out everyones facebook profiles right now...and more importantly that he gives a flying f*ck what I am doing or what my profile says...I mean do you think that Dick Cheney and Robert Gates are talking about my latest mobile uploads over a nice cold Budweiser...( and they drink Budweiser, because they are Republicans, thus not girly men beer drinkers) I can see it now. " Bobby, did you see Kevin changed his status the other day. It was so funny, I LOL'ed!"---"I know Dick, and when I saw his blog about his friend Dick, the one whose glasses fog up when he sees a girl, I totally thought that he was talking about you and he knew we were reading his stuff! I almost was LMAO"

Here's my other issue about Anna....She thinks I am messed up because I wrote some sexual stuff on my sisters Facebook wall...hahaha...What I dont think she gets is that, the very fact that she brought it up and was utterly disgusted by it, makes me extremely happy...Therefore, I have won. Plus Kelly's kinda hot, and if you went to Princeton HS then you know shes not the hardest girl to pick up....And then to make it worse, she says she reads my blog but she doesnt remember any of it...she merely skims over it, and then feels the need to pass judgement on me. If you guys reading this know Anna, then you know the one thing that seperates her and I is that I write and joke about gross shit....and well she does it...If it werent for the damn "Pinky promise" I could tell you things that she has done that would make you near suicidal....

One more question..Do Asians have straight pubic hair, because I keep finding a lot of straight hairs in my shower and I think they are Ricky's pubes...but he insists that they are his head hair...

Stay tuned tomorrow for my Reds Spring Training post..... (Here's a hint, I will predict Ken Griffey Jr to do some ridiculous things)