Question #1. Do you intend on making love to my mother?

i got drunk last night and wrote a nice little sentence about my sisters in my blog...when I woke up today, I immediately got my senses back and changed it...now its off to Laurens..AND THIS JUST IN! Brenda is on her way to the Bus and she has the new boyfriend with her! I hope you guys know that I am 100% sincerely excited for this....think about it...how many times in my life as a 23 year old man will I have to make a 50 year old man feel completely awkward..I mean seriously, no matter how inappropriate I get, AND I WILL GET INAPPROPRIATE, he has to go with it...and he has to keep his cool....What a shitty position for him to be in...Now I need to go so I can write down some questions to ask him, and Im not kidding....hah im going to interview him...sometimes i think my name should be Kevin Inappropriate Gwin Jr...but then my dad would have to get his name changed too, andI just feel like the legalty of the whole situation would be too much....