My brother had better!

When I was in 5th grade I realized I could beat up my brother....I came downstairs one day to find him sitting on to on the vent on a cold day...after much struggle,I ended up giving him a bloody nose for seating priority...He then went to the bathroom, cleaned up and came back...When he later insisited on sitting back down on top of the vent, I Punched him and gave him another bloody nose..the point is this..I have a twin and I know I can beat him up when I want, so he had BETTER take me to opening day with the Reds...I doubt he wants to get beat up again...after all he is a 23 yr old man, and thats embarassing