Why is that many pornsites like to advertise that their videos or pictures are of virgins. The title will be something like "Young virgin gets a surprise from her professor." Honestly? You mean to tell me that this girl's first time was caught on tape, she f*cks like a champ, and her professor just so happened to have a 10 inch cock?? The only people dumb enough to fall for this are horny teenage boys sitting naked at their computer rarin' to go....so I guess, nevermind...its genious.. and on that same very note, I have always felt that my roommate Ricky would be PERFECT for the job of making these captions. Of the various conversations I have with him, almost 90% of them are sexual. And 98% of those, don't even involve me talking...It will just be him talking to me about somethin nasty and me just sitting in shock. Haha, I think he has a future in this career.
Another thought of the day...If you do not have StumbleUpon, you need it. Most of you are Internet Explorer users, and I know this because I have this google analytics installed on my blog...and I know just about EVERYTHING about who is looking at my blog, where they live, how they got to my blog, how long they stayed at the blog, etc...Yea creepy huh? Anyways...StumbleUpon is an add-on for the browser, Firefox. I got Firefox about 5 months ago because Internet Explorer is terrible, and I was tired of it shitting on me and then asking me if I wanted to send an error report to microsoft...Once I got Firefox, which has worked out really well, Dana told me that you could get add-ons for it and do a whole bunch of different things. He told me about StumbleUpon...Basically here is what it is....I have StumbleUpon loaded into my toolbar. Everytime I click on the StubleIcon icon, Firefox will take me to a website recommended by other users based on my preference. So I have the following preferences on my StumbleUpon--- Humor, Sports/Baseball, Sex. Haha yes and whenever I click the button, it will take me to a random website within these categories..It is the perfect way to surf the web without doing any work on your own and wasting hours upon hours if you really want to...I highly recommend it, atleast for the humor category because you will find all sorts of hilarious websites you otherwise would never have seen..
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