Gay Ray

Drew and I go to the gayest place ever to get your haircut. You go there and this dude named Ray, which is perfect in rhyming with Gay, sits you down after you sit in his lounge and watch Star Trek. He cuts your hair in 5 mins regardless of whether or not it looks good. All the while, talking about his various boyfriends and the various penis he has captured since you last saw him. Today, while gettin my haircut I made the mistake of asking him if he was still seeing his boy in Toronto. He quickly came back with "Boy, that guy couldnt suck a golfball through a garden hose" haha oh my god, how hot. I guess it's better then the guy I got in Cincinnati who according to Barnwell, is a coke head. This guy was atleast 400 pounds, but that is neither here nor there. However, he was so big and lazy that he cut my hair SITTING down next to me...haha or we could talk about the guy at Teck's that rubs his beer belly all over you while he cuts your hair...

ok time to dominate in cornhole, we are tied for 2nd as of now...and tonight we play some nobody's...of course I just go to continue the tradition of hanging out with the two newly single bachelors, Rick and Mikey...Although Dick has made a lot of movement towards being in a relationship again...I mean, uh Rick has....