Saturday, March 8, 2008
Gas Station Pimp
Today while driving to work I realized that I have enough gas, but not enough for the blizzard, so I decided to pull off and get a little extra because I did not want to run out gas. As I made my way to the front door to pay for my gas I was merging into the front door with other traffic...The other traffic happened to be a cute girl....I thought to myself, "We are going to get there at the same time, maybe I should beat her to the door and hold it open for her." Problem is, I was losing the race...She beat me to the door, and what does she do? She grabs the door and decides to hold it open for me! How unbelievably cool is that, our roles were reversed, the girl held the door open for me. As she opens the door for me, she says "After you." Instinctevely, and realizing how amazing awesome this girl was, I say to her "Wow, can I atleast get your phone number so that I can get to know you better before I marry you????" She comes right back at me and says "well sure, I don't want to marry a stranger, that would make my husband a creep!" End of the story is I got her number...I have never really gotten a number like this before and truth be told I wasn't even thinking about it, I just said what I said without thinking....So now I have this unbelievably cool girls number with an unbelievably cool story only meant for a movie......I have decided to push this charming side of me more often if this doesn't work out, but maybe it will....I will definately call her...How PIMP was that though? I played it perfectly and was so proud of myself....I had to immediately call Rick Nasty and he was proud of me too....On another note, RENT GONE BABY GONE....What an unbelievable movie....I hate movies because most of them seem to just waste 2 hours of my life...Well this one did not....It takes a lot for a movie to impress me, and this one did....What a great fuckin movie, and it was EVERYTHING I want in a movie...perhaps a good first date movie to watch with Speedway girl? haha it's all coming together now for this Gas Station pimp.....wow, good day Kevin, I give it a 9/10...which is excellent for a working day in which the credit card machine was down, and we could not fix it....how cool is it to get a customer, jsut like yourself who realizes it's just part of life, we can't help it, and we would change it if we could....we just can't take cash because of a flaw in technology...tehcnology that usually makes life 100x better when working...so you roll with the punches, get cash out of the ATM and ..more to come tomorrow because I do not have to work and I have some funny material/pics to talk about. Thank you, come again
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I just want to reverify: you are a pimp. I want to be u! Don't listen to my advice anymore...you are now the teacher. Teach me wise Murda Man. And then u can touch me too cuz that's what i used to let all my teachers do.
so... i have been tardy in my kevin stalking... and this blog was possibly your best story yet...i haven't read anymore, so i don't know how the marriage was yet- but congrats!!
cullen
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